I was sitting on sea ice when I heard a little peep over my shoulder.
one time like 3 years ago I was in an Owl City fandom group video chat and I tweeted Adam Young the link, figuring he’d just ignore it but that it was at least worth a shot, and he joINED THE CHAT AND WENT ON VIDEO AND I ASKED HIM TO MARRY ME AND HE SAID “I’M A LITTLE YOUNG TO GET MARRIED” AND THEN HE LAUGHED AT HIS JOKE FOR LIKE 12 YEARS AND YEAH THAT’S THE STORY OF THE TIME I PROPOSED TO OWL CITY
susan i know ur home, just come outside so we can talk things out
do you want to build a snowman?
i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact
Why did Fall Out Boy not make this an actual thing?
Pete’s vocals at the beginning are magical.
I’m waiting in line at Walmart and I watched a child pick a penny up off the floor and eat it these people are savages I feel like I’m in the wild
My dad just sent me this, along with a message that said “the recipe says to let the turkey chill in the sink for a few hours.”
Kat Dennings Instagram: "The hottest hair accessory for 2014"
kat and her cat, they are so lovely!
how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???
how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????
how do you know?????
You have some shockingly good points. Just a second
Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste