meggannn:

friendly reminder that australia doesn’t exist it’s a hoax created by the government all your australian friends are secret fbi agents trying to keep tabs on your online criminal activity wake up america

lordfocker:

If a memory wiping device was created I would literally just use it to forget about my favourite tv series and movies to watch them all over again.

babylizard:

BRB - Bring Real Bees

BTW - Bees They’re Wild

BBL - Bees, BEES! Later

theboywhofangirled:

Idk I think feminism should be called something different like common sense or something

milojon:

I think Netflix just explained Attack on Titan to me. 
Thanks, Netflix. 

milojon:

I think Netflix just explained Attack on Titan to me. 

Thanks, Netflix. 

dekutree:

fencehopping:

Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

nickiminajvevo:

when ur trying to tell someone something but they keep cutting u off

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minterpeabotea:

nitohri:

transparent “the” from that one episode of spongebob

procrastination

minterpeabotea:

nitohri:

transparent “the” from that one episode of spongebob

procrastination

liampayneisafuckboy:

barack no michelle is my friend we can’t

liampayneisafuckboy:

barack no michelle is my friend we can’t

foxnewsofficial:

what if boys ejaculated different things depending on how good the sex was like after a romantic climax maybe chocolate milk to share but after a rubbish blowjob you’d be attacked by a swarm of wasps

mybeautifulidiot:

*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee.